An Open Letter to Nick Floyd

By Tom Keith
Posted: February 2, 2012 at 5:45 am

This is what Nick sees every morning when he goes to work

This is what Nick sees every morning when he goes to work in an undistinguished industrial park in Munster Indiana

An open letter to Nick Floyd:

C’mon, man. Share the stage a bit.

I know that Three Floyds’ recent ranking on Ratebeer as the number one best brewery in the world isn’t your fault — blame the average scores of the 3.5 million beer reviews by true beer aficionados on that site. But, world’s best for the fourth year in a row? And five out of the last six years? Give it a rest. Maybe you could turn out at least one crappy beer to drive your scores down just one notch.

How about a Miller Lite clone?

Certainly, there are other brewers in the region you could share that crown with. Hell, just one state north, in Michigan, Founders (Grand Rapids) and Bell’s (Kalamazoo) came in as the second and third best breweries in the world. Maybe you could give one of those guys a shot at #1.

Sure, your Dark Lord came in as the 13th best beer in the world. But you’ve gotta respect your fellow local brewers, like the guys at Goose Island. Yeah, they’re owned by Anheuser-Busch now, but that doesn’t diminish the fact that their Rare Bourbon County Stout came in 10 slots above your Dark Lord, as the third best beer in the world. (The best was from someplace named Westvleteren Abdij St. Sixtus … it barely counts, because the brewery name is too hard to spell.)

I do have bottles of Goose Island Rare Bourbon County Stout and the 2011 version of Dark Lord in my beer cellar. In a year or so, I might let you know how the two compare head to head.

And, Founders’ Kentucky Breakfast Stout (fourth best beer in the world), and Bell’s Hopslam (sixth best) also beat out your Dark Lord. Last spring, I had to jump on your website within the four minute window for the right to get tickets to purchase your Dark Lord, then wait in line a couple of hours at the brewery to get a measly four bottles. (It was a helluva party, though.) For the Hopslam, all I had to do was carefully time my appearance at the local liquor store and fork over $18 for a sixer.

Maybe you could let Pete Crowley have a shot at the limelight. His Haymarket Pub & Brewery (West Loop, Chicago) was rated #3 in the world among the 1,473 new breweries that opened in 2011. As far as brewpubs go, yours was beaten out by Pete’s Haymarket, and also by Revolution, in Chicago’s Logan Square. (Love the Scotch eggs at your place in Munster, though.) Look out, though, Villa Park’s Lunar Brewing is right on your heels.

Pete Crowley has fun with sanitation

Pete Crowley has fun with sanitation

So, please, give it a rest. I’ll make it worth your while. If you come in  #2 next year, c’mon up here to Evanston and I’ll buy you a beer. Do you like PBR?


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Another Local Beet Beer. Be very afraid.

By Tom Keith
Posted: January 24, 2012 at 6:05 am

Here we go again.

There will be another batch of Local Beet beer coming out (it was Editor-at-Large Rob’s idea – blame him, not me).

We’re trying to figure out a way that you, dear reader, can sample some, perhaps in conjunction with The Local Beet’s upcoming anniversary.

It was late summer, 2009, that I made the first batch of Local Beet beer. I bored you by writing about that journey here, and here, and here, and here, and even here.

Fresh, in 2009, the color was pretty good.

Fresh, in 2009, the color was pretty good.

I’ve kept a few bottles around. When it was fresh, the color was beet red (obviously). It’s now more amber, suggesting that the betalain pigments that give beets their deep red color degrade over time in an acidic environment like beer. Except for a slight beetiness in the flavor, you might think you were drinking a Scottish Ale – say, a 70 shilling heavy.

A few lessons I’ve learned. For one, there’s no need to mash the beets – mashing is used to convert malt and other grains’ starches to sugar for the yeast to nibble on; the sugars are already present in the beets. So I’ll just add beet juice to the secondary fermentation for the flavor and color.

For another, I learned that the true flavor of beets is based on a balance of earthiness and sweetness. Once you ferment something with beet juice, the yeast converts the sweet beet sugars into alcohol and carbon dioxide. The remaining pure earthy flavor isn’t especially appetizing. So the sweetness has to be added back. Adding sugar would just further feed the yeast; it would up the alcohol content, but wouldn’t add sweetness to the end product. In the 2009 version, I used aspartame (I’ve had a long professional relationship with aspartame). It’s not fermentable, but some people aren’t comfortable with that combination of naturally-occurring aspartic acid and phenylalanine. It did add the needed sweetness, though.

For this batch, I’ll be adding lactose. It’s a milk sugar; it will add sweetness, but beer yeasts will ignore it.

So, the 2009 version wasn’t good for people with phenylketonuria.

The 2012 version won’t be good for people with lactose intolerance.

And, by the way, both contain gluten from the barley used in the mash, so they’re not good for anyone with Celiac disease.

Hell, it’ll probably be too dangerous for anyone to drink. I just might keep it all for myself.


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’tis the Season for Local Beers (with an update)

By Tom Keith
Posted: December 12, 2011 at 5:11 am

Beers really should be seasonal treats. There’s a reason most of the mainstream BudMilCoors products are called “lawnmower beers.”  They’re light, rather flavorless drinks, but can be marginally refreshing on a hot afternoon, if water isn’t readily available. But they rarely have any flavors (despite football ads to the contrary) that you’d like to sip and contemplate.

Lately, though, we’ve turned to the season where all the landscaping firms are attaching snow plows to the front of their pickup trucks, and families are starting to think about how nice it would be to burn a few logs in the fireplace (high-rise denizens … sorry about the lack of real fireplaces).

It’s a time to sip, and a time to contemplate everything the season represents. So, by definition then, it’s a time for winter beers.

What is a winter beer? One easy definition is that it’s anything that has “Winter” or “Christmas” on the label. But typically, they’re darker beers, usually with a higher alcohol content than lawnmower beers – say, 6.0% ABV or higher. (The alcohol content is part of the reason these beers are often called “Winter Warmers.”) And if “Christmas” is in the name, or hinted on the label, the beer may be flavored with some of the same herbs and spices that might also be used for a mulled wine.

Is it just a gimmick to sell some different beers during the cooler months? Maybe, but it does have a historical precedent.

“In New York, and also in some other of the middle colonies, it was customary before the revolution, to have brewed a sufficient time before the holyday season to give it due age and strength, a large quantity of what they called “right strong Christmas beer,” so says The United States Democratic Review, Volume 3 , Making of America Project 1854.

And perhaps the tradition is even older. The holiday tune “Here We Come A-Wassailing” refers to hard cider with spices and herbs. But possibly even prior to that, ”Good King Wenceslas” in the 13th century restricted hops sales outside Bohemia, so brewers found all sorts of other herbs and spices to flavor their beers. (And, of course, beer was a drink of choice then, since, being boiled, it didn’t have the bacterial load that “fresh” water had in those days.) It’s unclear, but Wassail may have referred to beers then, too. (Thanks, beerhistory.com.)

Whatever the history, it’s a trend the craft brew industry has fervently embraced. So, strictly as a public service to you, dear readers, I forced myself to sample a random number of local or regional winter or Christmas beers. A few notes:

L to r Summit Winter Ale, Goose Island 2011 Christmas Ale, Three Floyds Alpha Klaus, Bell's Winter Ale, Leinenkugel Fireside Nut Brown,Goose Island 2009 Christmas Ale, Sand Creek's (Beaver Falls, Wisconsin) Lilja Sasquatch Stout

L to r Summit Winter Ale, Goose Island 2011 Christmas Ale, Three Floyds Alpha Klaus, Bell's Winter Ale, Leinenkugel Fireside Nut Brown,Goose Island 2009 Christmas Ale, Sand Creek's (Beaver Falls, Wisconsin) Lilja Sasquatch Stout

Chicago’s Goose Island’s 2011 Christmas Ale – a brown ale – doesn’t seem to be spiced much, but has a tan, short-lived head, and rich caramel flavors with a big mouth feel. It comes in at 6.2% ABV. According to the bottle, it’s ageable up to five years (which Goose typically puts on its better beers, but many may benefit from even further aging, as I noted here). In the eloquent evaluation of a friend, “Hey, this stuff is pretty good.”

Goose Island 2009 Christmas Ale – “dreams of Christmas past” – is still available at selected stores. It definitely demonstrates the value of cellaring a beer for a couple of years, with its rounded, rich, roasty flavors and light tan, long-lasting head. Goose tweaks its Christmas ale recipe every year, so anyone with four or consecutive five years of Goose Island Christmas Ales should contact tkeith@thelocalbeet.com immediately.

As good as those are, possibly the best of the area’s winter beers is – not surprisingly – from Munster Indiana’s Three Floyds.  Alpha Klaus, described as a seasonal relative of its signature Alpha King, is an Imperial Porter, redolent with American hops, a light brown, long-lasting fine-beaded head, and a roasty finish that might last all night long, or at least until a Mr. Claus falls down the chimney. As a big, dark beer, at 7.5% ABV, it’s no wonder that Ratebeer gives it the rare rating of 100 out of 100 points.

On the other end of the scale, Kalamazoo, Michigan-area’s Bell’s Winter White Ale is a winter ale in a Belgian witbier style. That is, it’s a bit hazy, full of citrus and banana aromas, and relatively light and refreshing at 5% ABV. Worth checking out.

But not all winter beers as impressive as these. For instance, Chippewa Falls, Wisconsin’s Leinenkugel’s  Fireside Nut Brown (“Beer with natural flavor”), now from MillerCoors’ Tenth and Blake subsidiary, has, to its credit, a dark, prune-y flavor, roast burnt aroma, but at 4.9% ABV it’s not enough to support the additional thin, flat, hazelnut character. They’re playing it safe.

Also, as they say, “beyond the Cheddar curtain,” Hinterland Winterland is a porter brewed with a subtle touch of juniper berries. A nice, dark beer without too much spicing (after all, it’s beer, not gin). It’s brewed right across the street from Lambeau Field, so this could well be the beer for fair weather fans who want to jump on the bandwagon of a football team that’s having a particularly good year. (As a life-long Cubs fan, I’m used to struggling through difficult times. I’ll struggle though this year’s Bears season, too.)

A few others … Local Beet fave Metropolitan had a holiday-spiced version of its Dynamo Copper Lager at Michael Diversey’s (670 W. Diversey, Chicago); there might be a bit of it left there, or possibly at other premium beer bars around town.

And, December 16 will see the release of Chicago’s Half Acre’s Big Hugs Imperial Stout. If you can wait in line at their Lincoln Avenue store (4257 North Lincoln Avenue  Chicago), do it, otherwise visit the Blind Robin (853 N. Western Ave., Chicago, for its initial pouring on draft.

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Let me know how many local seasonal beers I’ve missed.

UPDATE: Big Hugs Imperial Stout has been a big hit. In three days, over 75 ratings have come into Ratebeer, and raters are using language like “Tasted like crazy layers of citrus and spice, dates, fruits, chocolate of course, coffee, roasted perfectly,”  “Deep roasty aroma with hints of coffee/espresso bean, silky chocolate malt, molasses, caramel, toffee and hazelnut. I’m also picking up some slight lactic cream, burnt toast and subtle hops, “  and  “Overall, this is an intense coffee experience that only becomes thicker and more coffee-like as it warms. An amazing beer, I’m starting to become a big fan of Half Acre…” It’s received a rare rating of 98 out of 100.

I’m also increasingly impressed with what Half Acre is turning out.


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Beer? For Thanksgiving?

By Tom Keith
Posted: November 17, 2011 at 4:39 am

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Bah. Humbug. (Oh, wait, that’s for Christmas. I’m getting ahead of myself. Local Beet editor Rob asked me to write something about beers for Thanksgiving. Oh, well.)

I’m not doing much of a Thanksgiving this year. I’ll probably just go out to a restaurant (Lovell’s of Lake Forest) and drink wine, like everyone else.

But in an ideal world, I wouldn’t be like everyone else. I’d drink beer for Thanksgiving. (Well, I might have some food along with the beer, too).

And, in an ideal world, I’d have lots of friends and family over for Thanksgiving. Of course, I’d have a turkey, probably a heritage breed, like a Bourbon Red from Caveny Farm in Monticello, IL

And I’d probably get some cranberries from a grower near our summer place in Northern Wisconsin. (Did you know that Wisconsin is the world’s leading producer of cranberries?)

I’d skip the overcooked green beans with canned fried onions, and instead, maybe, serve some braised tat tsoi from Henry’s Farm in Congerville, IL (available Saturday morning 11/19 at the last-gasp of the Evanston Farmers’ Market at Immanuel Lutheran Church, 616 Sherman in Evanston). I’d make it with onion and Nueske’s Bacon.

So, I’m imagining an ideal world.  Obviously, there would be beer.

Lots of beer. Many varieties of beer. Especially local beers.

Turkey can be somewhat on the bland side, but the Caveny birds have much more depth of flavor than your typical supermarket bird. A Great American Beer Festival Gold Medal winning 5 Lizard, from 5 Rabbit Cerveceria (currently brewed on the South Side of Chicago at Argus Brewery, at least until they build their own brewery) would provide the complexity of a Latin twist on a Belgian witbier, to go along with the complexity of the heritage bird.

Cranberries aren’t innately sweet, but their preparations usually involve enough sugar to keep many dentists happily employed, and to finance the yachts that they’ve recently had to put in storage for the season. There are two ways to go with this. You could contrast the sweetness with something truly bitter and hoppy, like Lincoln Avenue’s Half Acre Daisy Cutter or Munster, Indiana’s Three Floyd’s flagship, Alpha King. Or maybe you’d want to complement the sweetness with a Mild Winter From Goose Island. It has rich caramel malt and spicy rye flavors. Tasty.

The tat tsoi, without other additions, would have a subtle, slightly cabbage-y flavor. I’d match that subtlety with a köslch, like Krankshaft, from Metropolitan Brewing. But amped up with onion and bacon, you’d need something a bit more assertive and roasty, like Flossmoor Station’s  Pullman Brown Ale.

For dessert? The obvious choice would be a fruit lambic, from Lindeman’s  – cherry, raspberry, or peach. But a more local choice might be New Glarus’  Belgian Red or Raspberry Tart beers. (New Glarus beers aren’t officially distributed in Chicagoland – you’ll have to cross the cheesehead border to get them. Woodman’s in Kenosha [I-94, exit 344, east] is a good source.)

Or, now for something completely different (apologies to Monty Python), you might try a mead (honey wine) from Chicago’s South Side Wild Blossom Meadery.

It’s amazing how we can easily get so many beer styles brewed locally, and brewed well, in the Midwest.

Maybe it is an ideal world, after all.


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5 Rabbit beers are part of a changing beer world

By Tom Keith
Posted: October 21, 2011 at 3:18 am

The world is changing.

It used to be, you could create a craft brewery, and as long as what came out under your label was even slightly better than anything from BudMilCoors, you could be successful (assuming you could navigate the murky waters of distribution and retail or on-premise sales). Other than offering good beer, you didn’t need to differentiate yourself from anyone else out there.

In Chicagoland, we’re lucky now to have a surfeit of breweries. Some of the older guys, like Goose Island and Two Brothers, are still working off the old model – “We’re guys who are gonna make a bunch of different, interesting beers …. whatever we feel like.” And they do make outstanding beers. But do they stand for anything beyond than good beers?

I asked the brewmaster of another well-respected area brewery what his joint stood for. “That’s a good question … I don’t know.”  You could see the puzzlement in his face. “Um, maybe classic beer styles well made?” He was asking me, not telling me. He didn’t know what made the brewery (again, a well-regarded one) special.

The new model, which I’m hoping will be more successful, is a brewery that stands for something identifiable. A brewery with a distinct personality. A niche. A brewery that, when someone asks about it, you can confidently say “Oh, yeah, they make great [easy descriptor here] beers.”

In the Chicagoland area, Three Floyds might have been the first brewery to assert a true personality. The slogan “It’s not normal” aptly describes Three Floyds’ generally over-the-top beers.

Since then, on the opposite end of the flavor spectrum, we’ve had Metropolitan introduce us to locally-made lagers — crisp, clean, and if anything, subtle in their complexity. Pipeworks is coming soon, to answer the burning question “how Belgian can Chicago brewers possibly get?

And that’s why it’s so great to see the emergence of 5 Rabbit Cerveceria. It’s all about a Latino approach to beer … and I’m not talking about that forever skunky Corona in the clear bottles.

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Founders Isaac Showaki and Andrés Araya had no real background in actual brewing, although as management consultants based in Mexico City, they worked with a number of big breweries in Central and South America. And they’re smart management consultants. They recognized that craft beer is a fast-growing category. They wanted to be part of it. And they approached it in a very analytical manner — typical for guys with a background in management consulting.

The first question was where to set up shop. “In our countries, there are monopolies or oligopolies that control the distribution channels,” explained Isaac. “Small craft breweries can have a tough time. So we said, okay, let’s try to do it in the US.”

They set up criteria for the location of their cerveceria. “We had to find a city with a decent Latin population. We looked at Los Angeles, Austin TX, Chicago, Miami and New York.” They chose Chicago for its large Hispanic population, with a significant Latino middle class. “Chicago has a big craft beer scene, but it’s not as saturated as some of the cities on the West Coast. It’s also a city with a lot of beer knowledge,” said Isaac, citing Chicago’s internationally respected Siebel Institute of Technology, possibly the world’s leading institution for teaching the art and craft of brewing. “And Chicago has a great culinary scene.”

But there was still that sticking point – they really didn’t have much actual brewing experience. A serendipitous chance encounter changed things.

“We were at the Map Room (corner of Hoyne and Armitage in Chicago), researching Chicago, talking to people,” recalled Isaac, “and the wife of one of our partners started talking to [friend of The Local Beet] Randy Mosher.” Apparently, it was a revelatory discussion. “We had lunch the next day, and right away started on beer designs.”

Randy has long been known for his creativity in beer design, perhaps best embodied in his book Radical Brewing, in which he discusses obscure, orphaned beer styles, as well as beers made with unusual ingredients, like jaggery, quassia, bog myrtle, and sorghum, among many others. (I’m making a “Kentucky Common” beer now, based on his description in the book.)

It was Randy’s idea to make a Latin version of a Belgian witbier, using a bit of passionfruit instead of the common sour orange in the cerveceria’s 5 Lizard beer. And that idea, plus some other recipe tweaking, won a gold medal for 5 Rabbit at the Great American Beer Festival — an almost-unheard-of accomplishment for a brewery that had barely been open for six months. It’s one of the most fascinating beers I’ve had in a long time.

5 Rabbit production is still rather limited — currently, it’s made under contract at Argus Brewery, on the South Side of Chicago. But Isaac and Andrés have plans to build their own brewery within the next year or two. It’s distributed by Glunz, which is known for its impressive collection of specialty beer. So if your local store doesn’t carry any 5 Rabbit products, tell them to have a little, serious talk with their Glunz reps. You’ll be glad you did. And you don’t even need a Hispanic heritage to appreciate their 5 Rabbit, 5 Lizard and 5 Vulture beers. (More special edition beers are coming.)


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If you’ve been able to try any of the 5 Rabbit beers, leave a comment and let us know what you thought.


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Great American Beers in Chicagoland

By Tom Keith
Posted: October 6, 2011 at 4:22 am

GABF-Medals

October 6, 2011 – The Great American Beer Festival concluded last weekend. Results were another excuse for me to be a happy drinker in Chicago (or at least the Upper Midwest).

Six craft breweries in the region won the prestigious gold medal, signifying “A world-class beer that accurately exemplifies the specified style, displaying the proper balance of taste, aroma and appearance,” according to festival organizers.

Perhaps the most surprising, yet deserved, recognition went to 5 Rabbit, one of Chicago’s newest breweries (or, as it’s self-described, cerveceria). It won a gold for its “5 Lizard” beer in the Fruit Wheat beer category. 5 Lizard, designed by Friend-of-Local-Beet Randy Mosher, is a Latin spin on a Belgian witbier, using subtle levels of  passionfruit instead of the more common sour orange. 5 Rabbit beers are still in limited distribution in the Chicago area, but they’re worth seeking out. (Check this link for stores and bars that carry them.) More on 5 Rabbit coming in this space soon.

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Another gold for another newcomer went to “Angry Birds,” in the American Belgo-style Ale category. It’s produced by Pete Crowley at Haymarket Pub & Brewery. Like the Angry Birds game, Haymarket is a great way to waste a lot of time.

Other regional golds included the amazingly complex, slightly sour (in a good way) “Raspberry Tart” from New Glarus, (Wisconsin) in the Fruit Beer Category. New Glarus also won a gold in the American-style Black IPA category, with its “Blacktop IPA.” More gold went to Bell’s (Michigan) “Expedition Stout,” in the Aged Beer category, and “Autumnal Fire” from Wisconsin’s Capital Brewery as a German-style Dopplebock. Capital also won a bronze in the same category for its “Eisphyre,” an Eisbock.

As they say in late-night infomercials, “But wait, there’s more!” Like the silver medals won by Milwaukee’s Lakefront Brewery’s “New Grist” in the Gluten-free beer category, Emmett’s (West Dundee) “Where the Helles Gunner” Munich-style Helles, New Holland (Michigan)’s “Blue Sunday” Belgian-style Lambic/Sour beer, “Intercontinental Pale Ale,” in the category of the same name, from Flossmoor Station and “Munster Fest” German-style Märzen from Three Floyds. Frankly, I expected Three Floyds to do better.

Bronzes went to Two Brothers “Dog Days Lager” as a Dortmunder/Oktoberfest beer, “Dark ‘N Curvy” German-style Wheat Ale from Piece Brewery in Wicker Park, and two for Goose Island — “Harvest Ale” in  the Extra Special Bitter category, and “Sofie” as a French or Belgian-style Saison. Frankly, I also expected Goose to do better.

In an ironic twist, GABF named Pabst, in suburban Woodridge, the Large Brewing Company of the Year. New owners are planning to move headquarters to Los Angeles and completely revamp the company’s beers and marketing strategies. The low-key, so un-cool that it’s cool, hipster strategy, which brought the Pabst brand back from the brink of oblivion, will likely be replaced by a “Babes in Bikinis” strategy. Draw your own conclusions. I doubt Pabst will be next year’s Large Brewing Company of the Year.

Overall, 3,930 beers from 526 breweries were entered into 83 categories. So, for expense or other reasons, some breweries chose to skip it, and other breweries may not have entered all their beers. Just another reason to keep seeking out the best on your own.

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Local Beer Collaborations … try one at City Provisions.

By Tom Keith
Posted: August 27, 2011 at 4:28 am

One of the hottest trends in beer these days is collaborations between brewers, and sometimes between brewers and chefs. We’ve already told you about an especially successful collaboration here.

Perhaps the best-known brewer-chef-collaborators is Jared Rouben, a former chef himself, at Per Se, one of the nation’s best restaurants, located in New York City. He’s now the head brewmaster at Goose Island Clybourn

But this article has nothing to do with Jared.

It’s all about Cleetus Friedman, the guy behind City Provisions (named Local Beet’s Restaurant of the Year). He loves his locally-produced beers. And most recently, he’s collaborated with Nick Barron, brewmaster at the award-winning Flossmoor Station, to produce a one-time-only beer, called Kirsch Von Blücher, a cherry-based dunkel weiss. “Cleetus named it,” said Nick. It’s a tribute to the 100 lbs. of cherries that were included in the 15 bbl mash. It’s also a tribute to Frau Blücher (if you’ve ever seen Mel Brooks’ film Young Frankenstein, you’ll get it). You’ll need to get to City Provisions (1820 W. Wilson, Chicago) or Flossmoor Station (1035 Sterling Avenue, Flossmoor, IL) soon, to try a sip. Once it’s gone, it’s gone.

So, what actually happens in a collaboration?

“We kicked around some ideas. We were thinking about doing a dunkel weiss [a dark wheat beer], and Cleetus suggested something with fruit in it,” said Nick.

“I was originally thinking about something with fennel and orange — a witbier,” relaterd Cleetus. “Or maybe something with a seasonal fruit. But I wanted it to be a beer with just a few notes of fruit to it.” So he didn’t want a candy-fruit flavored beer. And he got what he wanted.

He picked up 100 lbs of cherries from Seedlings, in South Haven, Michigan, and delivered them to the train station in Flossmoor. There, Nick and his partner-in-crime, Mark Weinert, added them to the dunkel weiss mash, and let them ferment out.

It’s an interesting beer, well worth trying. The beer isn’t particularly sweet (a good thing), but the cherry flavor evokes images of sweetness. The toasty, caramel notes, which you’d expect from a dunkel weiss, make it a fairly complex, very worthwhile beer

This is just the start of collaborations for Cleetus. He’s planning a series of monthly beer collaborations with other brewers; he wants to focus on limited releases, available primarily only at his joint.

And, he’s featuring hard-to-find products on sale at his place from other locals. For example, I noticed a couple of bottles of Evanston-based FEW distillery products (more on that coming soon to The Local Beet).

Go there. Eat, drink. It’s all good.


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Metropolitan Flywheel Bright Lager – Country’s Best Dortmunder/Helles-style beer

By Tom Keith
Posted: August 17, 2011 at 3:17 pm

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Doug and Tracy Hurst — friends of The Local Beet — must be feeling pretty good these days.

They are the brains and brawn behind Metropolitan Brewing, the area’s only craft brewer devoted to lagers. We’ve profiled them before.

Now, their Flywheel, which Doug and Tracy describe as a “bright lager,” was named best in the country for a Dortmunder/Helles style beer (appropriate, given Doug’s German brewing experience), in the United States Beer Tasting Championship. It’s a subtle beer, but easy to appreciate for someone just getting into the world of great craft beers. It’s also easy to appreciate for true beer geeks who get tired of triple strength, ultra dark, smack-you-upside-the-head-with-the-ABV beers.

The United States Beer Tasting Championship is a rigorous, multi-stage tasting, in multiple locations. They try to seek out the best of smaller breweries in the country.

At Metropolitan, they found one.

Undoubtedly, Doug, Tracy and their friends (and their Flywheel) will be at this Saturday’s (8/20/2011) Microbrew Review in downtown Oak Park, IL. We hear there are a few tickets still left, but check with http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/175342 to make sure.


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August 20. Oak Park will be full of bastards. Beer, that is.

By Tom Keith
Posted: August 9, 2011 at 2:14 am

The Bastards are coming to Oak Park.

Check out http://www.sevengenerationsahead.org/index.php/events/oak_park_micro_brew_review/

Well over 30 breweries will be strutting their stuff at the 4th Annual Oak Park Micro Brew Review. They’re mostly locals, but Seven Generations Ahead and the Illinois Craft Brewers Guild  — co-producers of the event — have invited a few interlopers, including a couple I sampled last week in Southern California.

For example, the 700-pound gorilla of Southern California craft breweries will be there in Oak Park. That’s Stone Brewing, which has a huge, corporate, resort-like facility in Escondido, just north of San Diego. Stone is probably best known for its many variants of Arrogant Bastard, an excellent American Strong Ale (7.2% ABV for the original version). To quote the brewery, “This is an aggressive beer. You probably won’t like it. It is quite doubtful that you have the taste or sophistication to appreciate an ale of this quality and depth.” That’s arrogant,

Speaking from personal experience, it is tasty, with rich caramel notes and citrusy hoppiness. Although, my significant other insists the beer was named after me (it wasn’t).

But that won’t be the only bastard in Oak Park. Founders Brewing, from Grand Rapids. Michigan, will likely be pouring its Dirty Bastard, a complex, not-too-hoppy Scotch Ale, and variants. It’s at 8.5% ABV, and its cousins, Sappy Slappy Bastard and Backwoods Bastard are even boozier, at 9.5% and 10.2% ABV, respectively. (Average lawnmower beers are usually in the 4.5% – 5% ABV range.)

This is definitely an event that calls for pacing, and downing plenty of water between beer samples.

Revolution, the Milwaukee Avenue brewpub, which will soon begin production brewing, will be in Oak Park, too. Sadly, their bastardized version of an IPA, El Bastardo, won’t be in attendance.

Possibly the most interesting part of the event will be Replicale — each brewery is asked to brew its version of a classic style — for this year, it’s an American-Belgian Pale Ale. At Stone, I sampled the Stone Cali-Belgique IPA, one of the rare Stone brews that doesn’t use the house yeast. (Yeasts can have a significant effect on flavors; Stone couldn’t achieve the same Belgian flavor using their house yeast.) It was fascinating, with estery, fruity flavors over the maltiness; hops are only in the background.

Every brewer who participates will make something in that style that comes out a bit different. It’s always fascinating to contrast and compare.

I won’t go through the entire list of participating breweries … that’s why I gave you the link in the second paragraph. But anyone who’s followed Hoppin’ Around (that would be only my Mom and one of my sisters) can get perspectives on some of the other participants.

Even in this down economy, nationally, craft beer sales are up 15% for the first six months of this year, versus the same period last year, on a dollar basis. So it’s a great time to be a beer drinker. Especially with all the great brews here in the great Midwest that will be on tap August 20 in Oak Park. It’s easy to reach, near the Harlem/Lake stop on the CTA’s Green Line, or the Metra Oak Park stop.

P.S. One of the producing organizations, Seven Generations Ahead, has a mission is to promote ecologically sustainable and healthy communities. SGA advocates for pro-active community solutions to global environmental issues, and works with municipal, business, and community decision-makers to promote green community development, clean, renewable energy, eco-effective products, zero waste strategies, green building design, and fresh, local, and sustainable food raised using healthy practices.

They’re good guys.


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Chicago breeds Cicerones

By Tom Keith
Posted: July 13, 2011 at 8:10 pm

The bad news … I’m not yet a Cicerone. The good news … I’m one step away … I’m a Certified Beer Server.

What is a Cicerone, you ask?

Cic•e•ro•ne [sis-uh-roh-nee] (n.) 1. One who shows strangers the curiosities of a place or thing; a guide  2. A person with demonstrated expertise in beer that can guide consumers to enjoyable and high-quality experiences with great beers.

Clearly, the second definition is merely a subset of the first. And thanks to Ray Daniels, the second definition is the one becoming more common these days.

Ray Daniels is a Harvard Business School grad. He’s an expert brewer. He’s a senior faculty member at Chicago’s Siebel Institute of Technology (probably the world’s leading school for learning how to brew beer professionally). Among other books, he‘s authored the highly authoritative tome Designing Great Beers: the Ultimate Guide to Brewing Classic Beer Styles. He’s President of the Craft Brew Institute.

And in 2008, he started the Chicago-based Cicerone Certification Program – the first worldwide program specifically designed to qualify beer experts in explaining, serving, and understanding all aspects of all things beer. Roughly speaking, what a sommelier is to wine, a cicerone is to beer. It took a guy with Ray’s beer industry credibility to pull it off.

The Cicerone Certification Program has three levels of certification – Certified Beer Server, Certified Cicerone™, and Master Cicerone™. According to program administrator Sarah Huska, there are only about 400 Certified Ciceronenes currently, and only three Master Cicerones in the world. (Compare that to approximately 176 Master Sommeliers worldwide – a program that’s been in existence for well over thirty years.)

“In some ways, it’s a quality control program,” Dave Kahle told us. Dave is one of those three Master Cicerones, receiving his certification last October. “It recognizes people who can ensure the customer will receive the experience of each beer as the brewer intended.” With a very few exceptions, beer goes through a three-tier system – brewers sell their beers to wholesalers, who sell to restaurants, bars, or retailers, who then sell to the ultimate consumers. “Any one person in that chain can affect the customers’ experience in a negative way,” notes Kahle.

Kahle learned much of his beer knowledge when he owned a bar in Wicker Park, which had a strong beer program. But he discovered he had a talent for beer appreciation even in his early days. “As a kid, I remember my Dad offering me a sip of his beer. It was in a can out of the beer fridge in the garage. I remember thinking ‘Boy, that stuff in a can tastes metallic.’ ” His tastes have become increasingly refined ever since.

The process of becoming a Master Cicerone, like Kahle, is not an easy one. Even the basic online test for the first level (at Cicerone.org) – Certified Beer Server – asks highly technical questions. Some include the proper way to deal with fittings that attach a keg to a draft system, the correct way to pour beer and, after the glass is emptied, rinse it professionally, and appropriate hopping levels and/or malts for specific beer styles.

I should know about this stuff. As of last week, I’m the 5,988th Certified Beer Server in the world. Out of nearly 7 billion people in the world, that ain’t bad.

You could hang one of these on your wall ... if you know enough about beer.

You could hang one of these on your wall ... if you know enough about beer.

(If you want to see if you could become a Certified Beer Server, Cicerone, or more, register with cicerone.org, and take a free sample exam.)


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Beet Guide to Eating Local (Eastern/Central Wisconsin Edition)

By Tom Keith
Posted: June 17, 2011 at 11:54 am

Wisconsin is a land of many local culinary treasures. You don’t need to check out the girth of many natives to know it.

Every year since I was born (several centuries ago), I’ve made the trek from the Chicago area to Northern Wisconsin. We have a family place about half way between Manitowish Waters and Boulder Junction. It’s a long drive (about six hours, if the Wisconsin police are all safely stowed away in their local doughnut shops), but there are plenty of highlights along the way.

For anyone who wants to drive from Chicagoland to the Northwoods in the Minocqua/Eagle River area, there are two primary routes — through Milwaukee, or through Madison. In this installment, we’ll explore the Milwaukee route.

Here, for your touring pleasure, is a non-comprehensive, totally idiosyncratic list of a few possibly interesting stops:

On your way out of the Chicago area, taking I-94 is usually the fastest route. But taking a slightly more leisurely route along US 41 allows a few stops you’d otherwise miss.

Captain Porky’s, at the corner of US Route 41 and Wadsworth Rd. is a great place for seafood (much of it fried), and many items fresh from the family farm.  www.CaptainPorky.com

Captain Porky’s also offers BBQ, but if that’s what you’re in the mood for, make your stop a little sooner. Big Ed’s (2501 Martin Luther King Jr. Dr. North Chicago) is the place to go – friendly staff, an authentic Chicago-style aquarium smoker, and BBQ at the same level as many of the better joints in the city. And unlike some of the city’s best BBQ purveyors, you don’t have to order through bulletproof glass at Big Ed’s. www.bigedsllc.com

US 41 merges into I-94 just south of the Illinois-Wisconsin border. Crossing over into the land of beer, brats and cheese, The Brat Stop (12304 75th Street, Kenosha, www.bratstop.com) is a classic. And not just for brats (almost 14 million sold) – there’s entertainment, too – stars gracing the stage have included The Charlie Daniels Band, Styx, Cheap Trick, Foghat, The Guess Who, Molly Hatchet, Joan Jett, Eddie Money, Trace Adkins and Sugar Land, just to mention a few…..

The Brat Stop also is a source for novelty-shaped cheese (and, being as ecumenical as they are, they offer shapes for fans of either the Green Bay Packers or the Chicago Bears) … but if your goal is good, interesting cheese, not just average cheese in a funky shape, there’s better cheese a little further up the road.

In fact, virtually any major Wisconsin cheese, beer or wine you could ever want is just up the road, at Woodman’s, a massive grocery just off I-94 to the east on 120th Avenue, still in Kenosha. As a beer guy, I can say not only is the beer selection excellent, but prices are, too. www.woodmans-food.com

photo courtesy wiscountdown.info

photo courtesy wiscountdown.info

But possibly the best selection of beer, cheese, sausages, wines, and other local Wisconsin foodstuffs is at the iconic Mars’ Cheese Castle – same exit as Woodman’s, but just west of the expressway (2800 120th Avenue). Ensconced in new, larger digs this year, the building really does now look more-than-vaguely like a castle, and is filled with all sorts of Wisconsin’s finest foods.  Order lunch at the counter, and maybe accompany it with a great Wisconsin beer at the bar (we’re big on anything from New Glarus).

For a smaller, less touristy place, Bobby Nelson’s (2924 120th Avenue) is right down the street, with, again, local cheeses and sausages, but also pickled eggs, pickled asparagus, pickled green beans and mushrooms. The shop’s namesake was a former pro wrestler who passed away in 2002 (and, despite speculation by some, he was not the inventor of the half-nelson and full-nelson wrestling holds). Celebrate his legacy by buying your cheese curds from his place.

Among the better family-friendly food experiences, Apple Holler is a few exits further up I-94, at 5006 S. Sylvania Avenue in Sturtevant. Basically an elaborate farm with many u-pick options, a down-home friendly restaurant, and many kids’ activities – even kid-friendly theater performances – it’s worth a stop. www.appleholler.com

Getting up to Milwaukee, we’ve already reported on Milwaukee breweries and brewpubs worth visiting. http://www.thelocalbeet.com/2009/06/22/beer-hunting-in-greater-milwaukee/

Milwaukee has other local food options, too – most of them beer-friendly. For example, Usingers is a Milwaukee classic, making traditional old-world style sausages since 1880. Look for it at 1030 N. Old World Third Street. www.usinger.com

Compared to, say, Cleveland’s West Side Market, or Montreal’s Marche Jean Talon, Milwaukee’s Public Market (400 North Water St.) is smaller, and may be a bit more glitzy/commercial. But it’s a great source for local Wisconsin foods, and it has tastings, cooking classes, and other features. It’s in Milwaukee’s Historic Third Ward area, so if you choose not to eat at the market, there are plenty of restaurants, not to mention all the shops and galleries, within a few blocks. www.milwaukeepublicmarket.org

Heading north out of Milwaukee on US 41 toward Oshkosh is Held’s Meat Market, at 480 Kettle Moraine Dr N in Slinger. Known for their beef jerky, Held’s has been producing meats and sausages since 1886, and they claim to use an old-fashioned smoking style for their meats that modern equipment can’t match.

Glacier Ridge Animal Farm is a working bison farm that’s also a small, kid-friendly zoo (including a petting zoo area). It’s nine miles north of Fond du Lac at the Hwy N exit, at N9458 Ridge Road in Van Dyne. Buy your bison and elk meat to take home here. www.glacierridgeanimalfarm.com/

Passing through Oshkosh (b’gosh!) our normal route takes us west on US 10, toward Stevens Point – now becoming a mini beer mecca

But before we get to Stevens Point, there’s a necessary stop for cheese, about 5 miles off US 10. There are lots of smaller, artisanal cheese producers in Wisconsin, but Union Star 7742 County Road II, in Fremont (actually, Zittau) is possibly the quintessential example of a tiny, family-run old-school cheesemaker. The shop consists of four or five tables and a few refrigerated cases in one corner of the barn-like factory. You won’t find hi-falutin’ bries or goat cheeses made here – instead, think of classic versions of brick, Colby, and, especially, aged cheddars – many with additional flavorings mixed in. unionstarcheese.com

Not all the people who visit Union Star look this questionable

Not all the people who visit Union Star look this questionable

Less than an hour from Union Star is the most ecologically friendly brewery in Wisconsin – Central Waters, in an industrial park at 351 Allen St. in Amherst – just east of Stevens Point. 24 solar panels, energy efficient heating, recycled-product packaging – the packaging may not be as flashy as others, but it’s all eminently recyclable. Oh, and the beers? Be sure to try some of the hoppier offerings, like Happy Heron Pale Ale and Glacial Trail IPA. These guys know their hops. Unfortunately, the tap room is open only Fridays and Saturdays, late afternoon to 9 pm. www.centralwaters.com

Central Waters' nondescript building

Central Waters' nondescript building

Sadly, the tap house at Central Waters is only open two days a week

Sadly, the tap house at Central Waters is only open two days a week

Another small brewer, just south of Stevens Point, is O’so Brewing, in a strip mall at 1812 Post Road in Plover. O’so prides itself on “Freestyle Brewing.” Due to their limited distribution, I haven’t been able to try some of their newer, more experimental brews, but the mainstream beers have been solid, to say the least. One of their lighter beers – probably closest to a Kölsch style, takes its name from the brewery’s name – it’s called “The Big O.” Don’t ask me about the disgusting story I have regarding this excellent, flavorful beer. www.osobrewing.com

The big guy (relatively speaking) in the area is Stevens Point Brewing – the fifth oldest continually operating brewery in the country. Point, at 2617 Water St. in Stevens Point, has fascinating tours through the historic brewery, ending with samples. Once a brewer of mainstream lawnmower beer for the surrounding area (as they said, “When you’re out of Point, you’re out of town.”), Point has become a significant craft brewer, especially with its Whole Hog line of specialty beers. Point also does a significant amount of contract brewing – for example, it brews most of Capital Brewing’s (from Middleton, near Madison) bottled beers, and it also acquired the James Page beer business, formerly of Minnesota. In our family, we know we’re in Wisconsin when we’re drinking Point Beer. www.pointbeer.com

Only if you're here, are you not out of Point

Only if you're here, are you not out of Point

From Stevens Point, we head north on US 51 (aka I-39) toward Wausau. Along the way, and a few miles off the highway, is perhaps the best-known and most widely distributed of Wisconsin’s premium meat processors — Nueske’s. The smoked hams, bacon, and smoked sausages are not hard to find at better butchers, but the full line is available at the source, 1390 E. Grand Ave. in Wittenberg. www.nueskes.com

From Nueske’s, we’re only about two hours from our destination — Manitowish Waters. But first, driving up along US 51, around Wausau, you can’t help but notice small fields with dark agricultural fabric suspended four feet or so above the ground. It’s one of Wisconsin’s most interesting crops. It’s ginseng. Wisconsin, and the Wausau area in particular, has unique microclimates and soil qualities that make Wisconsin ginseng among the most valuable worldwide – particularly among Asian ginseng connoisseurs. In the area, you can even buy locally grown ginseng products in some of the larger gas stations. www.ginsengboard.com

As you head north out of Wausau, you’ll notice farmland giving way to forests and lakes. Two crops dominate the Northwoods around our destination — cranberries and wild rice

Over half the nation’s cranberries are grown in Wisconsin. Most people would probably guess Massachusetts – after all, the best-known brand associated with cranberries is Ocean Spray (a Massachusetts-based agricultural cooperative), and not much spray from any ocean finds its way into Wisconsin. Cranberry growers offer free tours every Friday morning at 10 a.m. in season, starting at the Manitowish Waters Community Center, then going out to a working cranberry bog. Another good family activity. www.manitowishwaters.org/…/cranberry-marsh-tours.html

I have read tales from my aunts and uncles about how, in the early 20th century, the Indians would come through our lake in their canoes, to get to Rice Creek, where they would use long poles to thresh the wild rice off its stalks. The rice would drop into the bottom of their canoes, and then they’d take it, let it ferment in the sun, then toss it in the wind to get rid of the chaff. Today, it’s not uncommon in the area to see gas stations selling various grades of wild rice, for as little as $2.50/lb. We’ve discussed wild rice, and Minoqua Brewing’s Wild Rice Beer, here. www.thelocalbeet.com/2009/07/07/minoqua-rice-in-beer-thats-wild/

Of course, this merely scratches the surface of Wisconsin’s food treasures. Maybe sometime we’ll get into the area around Madison and areas west and north from there. In the meantime, get going, and travel north into Wisconsin, and tell me about any significant stops I’ve probably missed.


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Standing in line for local beer

By Tom Keith
Posted: June 11, 2011 at 2:13 am

What is it about beer that makes otherwise relatively sane people want to wait in long lines?

I spent almost two hours in line to purchase four bottles of Dark Lord from Three Floyds (Munster, IN) about six weeks ago. Today wasn’t as bad – it was only about an hour in the line before I was able to purchase four bottles of  Small Animal Big Machine – the new collaboration between Chicago’s Half Acre and Pipeworks, and Belgium’s De Struise breweries.

Long lines for Small Animal Big Machine beer

Long lines for Small Animal Big Machine beer

(The guys from De Struise have been making the rounds with their collaborations lately, including Shark Pants, with Three Floyds, and, with New Albanian, [across the river from Louisville in New Albany, IN], Naughty Girl, described as a “willfully disobedient India Blonde Ale.”)

Based on the small samples Half Acre was handing out to those who had been in line 45 minutes or more (including yours truly), Small Animal Big Machine is a very fine fruit beer, with red currant flavor up front, and a slight sourness contrasting with the inherent sweetness of the fruit and malts.  I’ll pop open a bottle this weekend with friends, but the remaining three bottles (from my four bottle limit) are already down in the basement, next to my bottles of Dark Lord. Both should age well, and I’m confident both will become much more complex in the next year or two.

I have some of this. You probably don't. Now do you want to be my friend?

I have some of this. You probably don't. Now do you want to be my friend?

But what is it that makes people want to wait in long lines for a new beer release?

“Well, it’s a limited bottling, and you won’t be able to ever get it again,” said a new best friend who was two people behind me in line. I’m sure that’s part of it … but only a part. “Beer guys like to stand in lines … they enjoy the instant camaraderie” said another. I’m sure that’s part of the reason, too. But it doesn’t completely explain the phenomenon.

Certainly, people line up for the latest version of the iPhone and iPad, and people line up to be the first to see Hollywood’s latest drek, but those are all about being first. It gives you the right to tell friends “I’m really cool – I saw this (or I got this thing) before you did.” Those examples don’t have the added factor of the scarcity of the products that cause folks to wait in long lines. A month later you can still buy the same iPhone that people waited in line for.

Only about 1,200 22 oz. bottles of Small Animal Big Machine were made. It sold out by early evening, Friday. Almost certainly, everyone who bought a bottle spent at least an hour or so in line.

I should check with our Local Beet wine correspondent, Wendy, on whether or not new local wine releases generate lines around the block. I don’t think they do.

So, what is it about craft beers that generates such passion? Maybe some of our dear readers of the Local Beet can clue me in.

In the meantime, I’m opening a bottle of Small Animal Big Machine for myself Saturday night. I might let a friend or two have a sip. Or maybe not. None of them waited in line for it.


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Dark Lord Day 2011 (the ultimate local beer event)

By Tom Keith
Posted: May 3, 2011 at 2:20 am

Dark Lord 2011

So there I was, Saturday, April 30, standing in a long line, in an industrial park in Munster, Indiana, with my friend Timothy (not his real name).

His real name is Tim.

We were standing. And standing. No, not moving … just standing.

We were there for Dark Lord Day – the one day a year that Three Floyds Brewery (the world’s best brewery) releases its highly regarded Dark Lord Imperial Russian Stout. For a $10 ticket, you are given the right to purchase up to four bottles of Dark Lord, at $15 each. (Those bottles are already listed on ebay for $40 – $60 each. Who says beer is an illiquid investment?)

And the $10 tickets were re-selling for $250 – $300 each, a day or two prior to the event. (Who says that beer geeks can do the investment math?)

It all started March 19, when my significant other spent almost three minutes constantly refreshing the computer screen to get through to order two tickets. (I would have done it myself, but I was on the way to the Local Beet booth at the Family Farm Expo that day). Tim’s wife was doing the same thing, except she made the fatal mistake of taking a short phone call. By the time she got back to it, all tix were sold out. Being the wonderful guy that I am, and the even more wonderful person my significant other is, she let me give Tim the ticket that would otherwise have been hers.

I did contemplate selling it, instead of giving it to Tim, for the ± 2,000% profit. But being the incredibly nice guy that I am, I just gave it to him, and now he’s eternally indebted to me (although I’m not sure he understands that concept).

So we were standing there, talking to others in the line, and occasionally cheering when we were able to move two or three steps forward. Two guys we were talking with were from the Detroit area, and had come for Dark Lord Day, but stopped off at Bell’s in Kalamazoo and Founders in Grand Rapids on their way over Friday. Then they figured out that their Munster motel wasn’t that far from Goose Island, so they spent much of their night on Clybourn. I thought these guys knew their beers, until one of them pulled out a Big Flats 1901 beer — custom brewed at the Genesee Brewery in Rochester, NY for Walgreen’s, in the how-cheap-can-you-make-it category. But at least he had the good taste to pour out half of the can.

Tim got a little crazy, pushing his business, even before he’d had his first beer (no one complained if one person got out of line to get a beer or three, but if you wanted to get back in line, you’d better be coming back with more than just one beer). But the Michigan guys were cool, and did a very good job of feigning interest.

The line was way down the block, but after about two hours, we made it up to the gate. It looked like we were within a few hundred feet of the entrance to the pub. We were, except the line was arranged in a serpentine fashion that would put even the most crowded airport security lines to shame. And the entrance to purchase Dark Lord bottles was around the corner and through the back of the brewery. Going through this part of the line, (a rather muddy lawn), I kept hearing, over and over, “Damn – this was a ten dollar shoe shine.” Tim, get over it.

Tim also let his “Golden Ticket” (which was really more black-and-gray) fall out of his pocket. I got a kick out of seeing the guy running over the lawn just to catch a little piece of paper.

Note te "Sorry" comment - I wasn't able to purchase one of four exceptional, extremely rare versions of the 2011 Dark Lord.

Note the "Sorry" comment - I wasn't able to purchase one of four exceptional, extremely rare versions of the 2011 Dark Lord.

Three Floyds defines its vintages by the color of the wax used to decorate the bottles. For 2011, they claim it’s yellow wax, but we all agreed the color would be more accurately described as mustard. Three Floyds needs to get its act together on colors.

We got back to Tim’s place, had a great meal, then Tim opened one of his Dark Lord bottles. Incredibly rich, starting off with notes of coffee (Intelligentsia coffee is used in the brew), caramel, molasses, toffee, chocolate, not much hops, slightly sweet, and a bit of alcohol in the finish — although not as much as you’d expect from a 15% ABV beer. A complex, sipping beer, much closer to a fine cognac than a BudMilCoors. My only regret was that I was called away from the table for a minute, and upon returning, I found my significant other (who hadn’t even bothered to endure the lines), was sipping away at my portion of Tim’s Dark Lord. Next time I’ll remember to take my glass with me.

Meanwhile, I ain’t opening any of my Dark Lords for at least a year or two. (See Don’t Drink that Beer!)


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Beery Trademark Controversies (partially true)

By Tom Keith
Posted: April 1, 2011 at 1:21 am

April 1, 2011 —  In recent news, Bell’s Brewery in Kalamazoo Michigan has issued a crease and desist letter to Northern Brewer. Northern Brewer, with stores in St. Paul and Milwaukee, sells supplies for homebrewers, including extract kits to produce homemade versions of well-regarded beers. Bell’s objected to the name of one of those kits, called THREE HEARTED Ale. Meant to be a clone of Bell’s TWO HEARTED Ale, the good folks from Kalamazoo felt the name was a bit too close, and homebrewers might think the clone kit was endorsed by Bell’s.

april beer

In a statement, Bell’s president Larry Bell said, “I know many of you think that Bell’s was heavy handed in our actions. I’m sorry you feel this way.”

Upon reading that statement, Cane Ebel of Two Brothers Brewing in Warrenville issued a statement, obtained exclusively by The Local Beet, saying, “ As you know, we’re very proud of our HEAVY HANDED IPA. We are sending a letter to Bell’s insisting they cease and desist from using the term ‘HEAVY HANDED’ in describing their operations, to prevent our customers from associating Bell’s actions with our fine product.”

“We also object to Bell’s use of  ‘TWO HEARTED’ to describe their ale. Here at Two Brothers, each of us brothers has a heart. In fact, just yesterday my generous, caring brother gave a fiver to a sad-looking little ragamuffin on Winfield Road here in Warrenville. Turns out the kid’s Dad was CEO of Navistar International, but that’s beside the point. We each have a heart, so there are TWO HEARTS here. We must be adamant that Bell’s cease and desist claiming exclusive use of ‘TWO HEARTED.’ We don’t want our loyal customers confused.”

In response, Pete Erie, of Erie Brewing in Pennsylvania, issued the following press release “Here at Erie Brewing, our Ol’ Red CEASE AND DESIST Scottish Ale is the anchor of our product line. We must defend our trademark, which is why we object strongly to Bell’s and Two Brothers using the term “CEASE AND DESIST” to describe their beer-related activities. Unless they’re both willing to send us a couple of cases of their beers, that is. Hic.”

Meanwhile, on the way out of his laundry room in San Francisco, Fritz Maytag told us “They can’t say they have an ANCHOR for their product line. My old place was known for its ANCHOR Steam beer.  We don’t want it to be confused with some East Coast joint. Where the hell is Erie, anyway?”

“He’s going around calling it Anchor Steam BEER??? I dreamed up the slogan ‘Schlitz, The BEER that made Milwaukee Famous,’ in 1871. That slogan really lit a fire under our sales.  Or maybe a fire in Chicago did. Anyway, we own the exclusive rights to the word BEER,” said Joseph Schlitz, speaking through his personal medium. “If Fritz doesn’t quit calling his old crap BEER, it will come back to haunt him.

I’m getting tired of all this bickering. I think I’ll go pop the cap on a bottle of a locally brewed craft, uh, beverage.

Addendum: Over in Pennsylvania, Tröegs Brewing Company of Harrisburg, makers of The Mad ELF Tröegs Holiday Ale, have issued a cease and desist order to Bethlehem Brew Works, which makes Fegley’s Rude ELF’s Reserve.

If I were Santa Claus, I’d be nervous.

Re-Addendum: Northern Brewer decided to re-name its Two Hearted clone kit “DEAD RINGER.” Lucky for them that Frankton Bagby Brewers, of Rugby, England, is out of business.  Its bitter was named … oh, hell; you’ve already figured it out.

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Bud buying Goose? Maybe not so bad.

By Tom Keith
Posted: March 28, 2011 at 1:31 pm

Okay, Goose Island will be a Budweiser company now. Is that a good or a bad thing? Well, let’s take a look at what’s happened when big brewers have bought out other smaller guys.

Bud bought Widmer and Redhook, and the consensus of beer geeks on Beeradvocate is that both have declined a bit in quality. Looking at ratings on Ratebeer and Beeradvocate, though, it’s clear they’re both still excellent craft breweries, albeit not at the level of Goose. But whenever I visit my beer-challenged brother in Texas, and see his beer fridge stocked with Bud Light, at least I know I can go out and get a mixed 12-pack of Redhook to get me through a few days.

So it appears that Budweiser hasn’t especially hurt Widmer and Redhook. And Bud’s attempts to build its own “craft brewery” – Shock Top — have shown that they can’t do a credible craft brewery in-house. Which is why they need to buy others.

The story of Miller’s acquisitions is more divergent.

Miller bought Celis, an excellent brewery in Texas started by Pierre Celis — the guy who revived the Belgian wit style, by introducing Hoëgarden. After his brewery burned down (he was uninsured) he sold Hoëgarden to InBev to raise cash, and started a brewery in Austin Texas. In Texas, he turned out a number of well-respected beers — Celis White, a classic witbier in particular — and initially worked out a distribution deal with Miller. Later, in April 2000, Miller bought out Celis. By December of that year Miller had shut it down. saying it wasn’t making enough money. Michigan Brewing in Webberville purchased the Celis brand and some of the equipment, and the Celis White they’re turning out is, reportedly, an impressive replica of the Texas brew. Sadly, it’s not available in Illinois, Indiana or Wisconsin.

So being purchased by Miller was not good for Celis, although, ultimately, there was a semi-happy ending.

Miller also bought Leinenkugel in 1988. It’s a completely different story. Post-acquisition, Leinie used Miller’s R&D capabilities and financial and distribution resources to expand their line into a wide variety of specialty beers, including, reportedly, a soon-to-appear Russian Imperial Stout. The Leinenkugel family is still in control of the business, so I expect when they journey down to Milwaukee (or Wacker Drive in Chicago) for quarterly profitability meetings, the numbers are good enough that Miller essentially keeps hands off.

Miller has been good to Leinenkugel.

Along with the takeover, it was announced that Brett Porter, who has been brewing with Goose Island since May 2010, will replace Greg Hall as brewmaster. Porter has an impressive resume, although there’s been some speculation that he might become the “Budweiser guy” in charge. Based on his resumé, it’s unlikely, but we’ll see.

But you have to either respect or pity a guy with that name in the beer biz. To quote the late Michael Jackson (no, not that one … the influential, ultimate beer geek) on the history of Brett Porters, “Even after or War II, at least one German brewer continued to make a ‘British-style’ Porter with a Brettanomyces yeast culture. This type of yeast typically developed during the long maturation of strong, export Porters in the huge wooden tuns of the Victorian period. The brewer told me that a Porter without the ‘horse blanket’ aroma of Brettanomyces would have been thought ‘insufficiently British’.”

Some are wailing that the Budweiser takeover may mean the death of Goose Island. That’s doubtful, based on the Widmer and Redhook experiences. I’m guessing it’ll be more like the Leinenkugel/Miller experience than Celis/Miller.

And others have bemoaned money earned by Goose going to that megabrewer in St. Louis. But it’s clear that Goose was bursting at the seams — even having to outsource some production to New Hampshire. It’ll be a bigger Goose, employing more here. And I’m guessing as long as the revenues continue to grow, so will Bud’s investment in Goose.

It actually could be a good thing.


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The Revolution is Upon Us Friday, January 28th, 2011
Help Me Age This Beer Friday, January 14th, 2011
Don’t Drink That Beer! Wednesday, December 29th, 2010
Beer? At Thanksgiving? Friday, November 19th, 2010
Chicago’s Afterthought Brewpubs Saturday, August 28th, 2010
What happened to Flywheel at Fountainhead Tuesday, July 6th, 2010
There’s a Shewolf Coming to Chicago Thursday, June 24th, 2010
Half Acre and Sam Adams – both “Small Brewers?” Thursday, June 24th, 2010
Check out Lunar Brewing Wednesday, April 21st, 2010
The World Beer Cup is Somewhat Perplexing Monday, April 12th, 2010
The newest Chicago brewery in the Pipeline has Belgian roots. Wednesday, April 7th, 2010
The World Doesn’t Need “Fermentus Interruptus.” Thursday, March 18th, 2010
Great Beer Labels Come from Rogers Park Thursday, March 11th, 2010
World’s Best Brewery? It’s Local. Tuesday, February 9th, 2010
On Being an A** at Revolution Brewing Friday, February 5th, 2010
New Head Brewer at Goose Island Clybourn has a Stellar Background as a Chef Wednesday, January 27th, 2010
News from New Glarus Tuesday, January 26th, 2010
Half Acre is Hip – not Flawed Anymore? – REVIEW Monday, November 16th, 2009
Metropolitan Beer, Lager Evangelists Friday, August 14th, 2009
Local Beet Beer Monday, August 10th, 2009
A Visit to the Hopleaf Thursday, July 23rd, 2009
Tasting With The Master Monday, July 13th, 2009
Alefest Thursday, July 9th, 2009
Minocqua: Rice in Beer…That’s Wild! Tuesday, July 7th, 2009
Beery Respect for Benton Harbor, MI Saturday, June 27th, 2009
Why Milwaukee Beer? Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009
Beer Hunting in Greater Milwaukee Monday, June 22nd, 2009